I Was Not Born To Arrive At The Grave In A Well Preserved Body

I Was Not Born To Arrive At The Grave In A Well Preserved Body But To Skid In Sideways Completely Used Up Screaming Woo Hoo! What A Ride That Was

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• Classic T-Shirt
  • Chest width (inches): S=18; M=20; L=22; XL=24; 2XL=26; 3XL=28; 4XL=30; 5XL=32
  • Material: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1, Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly)
• Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • Chest width (inches): S=20; M=22; L=24; XL=26; 2XL=28; 3XL=30; 4XL=32; 5XL=34
  • Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece
• Pullover Hoodie
  • Chest width (inches): S=20; M=22; L=24; XL=26; 2XL=28; 3XL=30; 4XL=32; 5XL=34
  • Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece

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Printed in US with love  Merchandise is produced and shipped within 2 – 6 business days (in regular seasons) or more depends on holiday seasons. Standard shipping/transit times apply (2 - 6 business days for domestic and 7 – 20 business days for international).